Saturday, October 27, 2012

Phil’s-osophy

words of wisdom...


– The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations

– Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you’re William Hurt.


– Take a lesson from parakeets. If you’re ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror.


– Never be afraid to reach for the stars, because even if you fall, you’ll always be wearing a Parent-chute™.


– Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.


– Older black ladies make the best iced tea.


– Success is one percent inspiration, ninety eight percent perspiration, and two percent attention to detail.


– You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.


– Watch a sunrise at least once a day.


– If you love something, set it free. Unless it’s a tiger.


– If you’re ever in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend mustache.


– When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like WHAAAAT?


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